Been working on Rousseau a tiny bit. He's basically a jobber/ultimate underdog now. Might send you an update soon.




The heavily crowded arena anxiously awaits the start of Night 3. The lights go out. The crowd gets loud. The theme plays as well as a highlight reel of Nights 1 and 2. The camera pans to the announcer’s table.
Steve Super: Hello once again, SUPER NOVA fans. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The final night of Creation!
I’m Steve Super….
Nicky Nova: And I’m Nicky Nova. Let me just say this, Steve. Tonight is gonna be a doozie. All the marbles are on the line tonight!
SS: Uhh, the retirement home is a ways away if you want to play marbles, Nicky. That is if they’ll allow it after the senior citizen marble tragedy of 2992.
NN: Rest in peace to the 802 senior citizens that died that day. We lost some great geezers.![]()
SS: Indeed we did. But enough about tradgedy. Tonight is about triumph. And here is what we got in store tonight.
The card for Night 3 shows up on the screen.
SS: Just a small adjustment from the original card. The Royale Saintz-Ebon Order match has been moved to the main event slot BEFORE the intermission. That’ll keep the comedy out of the way of the serious stuff.
NN: Indeed. Well, I guess we’ll hand it over to Helen Outloud now to get things started. Helen?
Helen Outloud: Thanks guys. Welcome SUPER NOVA fans to the final night of Creation! Tonight is the night were dreams come true or get shattered. Tonight is the night that separates the weird from the really weird. Tonight is the night that four wrestlers will walk out with straps of acceptance.
And for tonight, I only have one question: Are you ready??
Light cheers.
I SAID ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Heavy cheers.
Then without further ado…..
LET THE STARS ALIGN, IT WRESTLING TIME!!!!
Crowd cheers.
The first match tonight will be a joshi showcase match featuring stars from OG-Joshi. Entering the ring first….
“She Blinded Me With Science†by Thomas Dolby plays.
From The University of Harvard…..MOLLY CULE!!!
And her tag partner….fresh from the TV show Sasuke….here is….YOSHI HATTORI!!
Molly: With my brains and your luck, this’ll be a cinch. I mean in all of the episodes of Unbeatable Bansuke, I’ve NEVER seen an opponent knock down all of the panels on the Sponge Bridge! Very interesting.
Yoshi: Hai!
Both women enter the ring..
And their opponents…
“One†from A Chorus Line plays.
From Broadway, New York….â€THE SHOWSTOPPER†LIZA LUPONE!!!
And her tag partner….fresh and drunk from Cancun, Mexico…..JILL CHAMBERS!!
Both walk to the ring. Liza keeps Jill behind her.
Liza: This is MY spotlight, toots. No one wants to see your melons, understand?
Jill: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
They both enter the ring.
Guillermo: READY….FIGHT!!
MOLLY CULE/YOSHI HATTORI vs. LIZA LUPONE/JILL CHAMBERS
- Spoiler: show
After the match, Yoshi and Molly celebrate their victory with some “Yoshi†and “Molly†chants from the crowd. Liza is clearly upset with Jill about not helping her out.
Liza: Toots, I was getting the cane in there! Where was the backup actress, huh?
Jill: You said it was YOUR spotlight. Whatever, bitch!
Jill storms back to the locked room, hitting on some male fans along the way. Liza angrily makes her way to the back.
Liza: Not to worry. The REAL Showstopper will be back….at INTERMISSION TIME!. Exit! Stage Right!
Liza goes to the locker room.
NN: Well, I gotta say that was a pretty exciting opener. Liza’s not done apparently though.
SS: She’s definitely looking for that encore performance to liven her up. Speaking of encores, let’s have a match encore….
Outloud: The next match is a semifinals match for the Comet tournament. Making his way to the ring….
â€Last Resort†by Papa Roach plays.
From Hiroshima, Japan…….HARI-KARI!!!!
Hari-Kari gets wheeled out on a stretcher he is strapped to in order to prevent suicide attempts. He gets released in the ring and immediately tries to choke himself out with the ring ropes. He is quickly stopped.
Hari-Kari: Chikushouuuuuuuuuu…..
Outloud: Alrighty then. And his opponent….
â€Path†by Apocalyptica plays.
From Blackpool, England…..DANIEL DAM….
Damon quickly enters the ring and confronts Helen….
Damon: Hey. Just start the match. I wanna get this over with.
Outloud: Uhh…okay you heard the man….
Ref Mask: Uhhh RIGHT!…..FIGHT!!!
DANIEL DAMON vs. HARI-KARI
- Spoiler: show
Ref Mask: SOMEONE GET A MEDIC OVER HERE, STAT!!!
A group of paramedics come to the ring to help the down Hari-Kari. Damon is celebrating his victory until he turns around and sees him.
Damon: But…..how did…..
Damon sees the bloody chair.
NOT AGAIN!!!! DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!
Damon storms back to the locker room in a very upset mood. Meanwhile, Hari-Kari slowly wakes up and gets up very gingerly. He looks at his hands, then his neck. He notices that he’s alright. He violently storms to the back…..
Hari-Kari: CHIKUSHOOOOOOOOUMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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NN: Well, that was sure a close call. I hope both guys are all right. Especially Damon emotion-wise…
SS: He’s getting really reckless in the ring, so it’s going to be a long and hard road for Mr. Damon.
NN: Heeheehee. You said “long†and “hard†heeheehee…
SS: Jeez. Grow up. Oh wait….You can’t, SHORT STUFF!!
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SS: Hey, it’s still the comedy half of the show, so I win.
Anyways, let’s keep the funny ball rolling with another match.
NN: I’m gonna let that possible joke slide this time…
Outloud: Our next match is a showcase match between HYPE! And SN-DOJO!!
Making their way to the ring first…
Sounds of the Amazon rainforest begins to play.
From deep in the Amazon….Amazon Kid and Pirania Jr…….LOS PIRANIAS TERRIBLES!!
LPT make their way to the ring.
And their opponents….
â€Infest†from Papa Roach plays.
From the nearest pile of dung…..Super Fly and Brown Recluse ….THE USUAL INSECTS!!
They make their way to the ring.
Super Fly: Isn’t nature wonderful, BR? Now that we’re insects, it’s even more fun?
Brown Recluse: First of all, we’re in a frickin’ arena. Second, we’re NOT insects! And why do I got to be the BROWN Recluse!!! Racist!
Fly: Nonsense, BR! Look at the wildlife here!!
BR: That’s our opponents, dung-for-brains!
Fly:Dung!!?? Where!!??
BR:(facepalms) Nevermind….
Guillermo: Oooookay…FIGHT!!!
THE USUAL INSECTS vs. LOS PIRANIAS TERRIBLES
- Spoiler: show
After the match, the Usual Insects try to congratulate LPT.
Fly: Put’er there , pal!
The Usual Insects extend their hands…um….legs for a handshake. AK and Pirania bite their hands.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEE!!!!!
WE OUTTA HERE!!!
The insects dash to the locker room. AK and Pirania run after them.
NN:. I hope the Insects escape unharmed.
SS: Don’t worry. There’s a giant bug zapper back there just in case those guys get hostile.
NN: How is that supposed to HELP the Insects????
SS: IIIIIIII don’t know.
Let’s move on, shall we?
Outloud: Agreed. The next match is a semifinals match for the Comet tournament. Making his way to the ring….
â€Universal Mind†by Liquid Tension Experiment plays.
From Cape Canaveral, Florida…..GABRIEL YANCY!!
Yancy comes to the ring accompanied by slight cheers of his name. He is still surprised by it.
And his opponent..
Ra suddenly shows up in the ring, accompanied by a bright ray of light and an increase in temperature
Outloud: Uhh…the God of the Sun…. RA!!!
The crowd gives slight boos due to the increase in temperature.
Irving: Man, I chose a bad night to wear corduroys. FIGHT!!!
GABRIEL YANCY vs. RA
- Spoiler: show
After the match, the lights go dark again and back on. Ra has disappeared. Yancy has a mild victory celebration and make his way to the back, scrathing his head in confusion.
NN: I’m not quite sure what happened there, but you gotta give Yancy credit for taking advantage of the fallen Ra.
SS: True. But now we got our 2 finalists for the Comet Championship. Though they came through some “unfortunate†circumstances.
NN: Yes, but it should be interesting to see how him and Damon interact.
SS: That it will. Well, it’s time for the main event of the first half. If you’ve seen either Dragon Pro, Kirin Dojo, or even the FPCPP, then these guys are no strangers to you fans.
NN: That’s right. It’s a battle of royalty against brutality. Saintz vs. EO! Nao!
Outloud: The next match is a Kirin Dojo and Dragon Pro showcase match. The special rules for this match will be no disqualification and no countout. Making their way to the ring….
“Get Away’ by Mobb Deep plays.
from Dragon Pro….Julian, Markus, and Avalon….THE ROYALE SAINTZ!!!
They make their way to the ring.
And their opponents….
â€Praise Bloom†plays.
From Kirin Dojo and the FPCPP….Athrin, Minerva, and Omega…THE EBON ORDER!!!
The EO make their way to the ring.
Athrin: Try not to embarrass me this time, okay?
Minerva: No problemo, usagi-san!!!
Athrin:
Irving: READY….FIGHT!!!
ROYALE SAINTZ vs. EBON ORDER
- Spoiler: show
After the match, some unnecessary action takes place as Minerva and Omega have some fun with Avalon.![]()
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NN: OH MY GOD!!!
SS: WOWZERS!! When I thought we were gonna see some “hot actionâ€, I was expecting…
NN: Stop. Just stop.![]()
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Julian and Markus throw them out and hit some high dive moves. Athrin sneaks into the ring unnoticed.
SS: Alright. Nevermind that stuff. HERE COMES ATHRIN!!!
Athrin comes into the ring to join in on the fun. He goes to grab the kusarigawa when…he pulls out….
AN INFLATABLE KUSARIGAWA!!!!!
- Spoiler: show
Athrin: YOU……YOU DEVIL WOMAN!!!!
Minerva and Omega crawl onto the ring apron.
Minerva: Just trying to keep you safe, honey bunny!!![]()
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Omega: Well…(giggle)…this is….(giggle)…..unfortunate (laughs maniacally)![]()
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Athrin checks the kusarigawa in anger. Meanwhile, Julian sneaks in and….
BOOM! POW! SQUEAK!
Ceese hits a ROYALE! and smacks the toy right into Ath’s face and saves Avalon! Ath rolls out of the ring and leaves with Minerva and Omega.
Athrin: This isn’t over….THE DEMON WILL STRIKE BACK!!
Minerva: The cuddly-wuddly demon.
Omega: Weeee…(giggle)…cuddly-wuddly…(giggle)![]()
Athrin: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!![]()
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The Ebon Order leave as the Royale Saintz carry Avalon away in victory the other way.
SS and NN:![]()
SS: Well….uhh….that was …different
NN: COMEDY OVERLOAD!!! COMEDY OVERLOAD!!!
SS: I know. I think we should take some time to “unload†and take a break. INTERMISSION TIME!!
NN: Please, NO MORE JOKES!!
SS: (Looking at the monitor watching the intermission) Oh. My. God.
NN: There goes the PG-13 rating.![]()
SS: When did we have a PG-13 rating?
NN: I um….uuuuhhh
SS: Anyways, we’re back from that “interesting†break. It’s time to get SERIOUS now.
NN: Yeah. CIRRUS.
SS: Your mind is still a bit too cloudy apparently
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Anyways, It’s time to decide who our inaugural Comet champion will be.
Outloud: This match is for the SNGW Comet Championship. Making his way to the ring….
â€Path†by Apocalyptica plays.
DANIEL DAMON!!!
Damon comes to the ring, still with a discouraged look on his face.
And his opponent…
â€Universal Mind†by Liquid Tension Experiment plays
GABRIEL YANCY!!!!
Yancy make his way to the ring with a somewhat confident look on his face.
Irving: READY…..FIGHT!!!
SNGW COMET TITLE MATCH:
GABRIEL YANCY vs. DANIEL DAMON
- Spoiler: show
After the match, Yancy is favoring his arm a little. Damon looks dejected. Helen tries to get an interview with him.
Outloud: Mr. Damon, that was quite an excellent match. What are your thought on becoming the first SNGW Comet Champion?
Damon looks at the hurt Yancy then looks back.
Damon: I won…..but what did I get in return? Some belt? All I do screw up every chance I get to get in the ring. I just want a NORMAL match! I mean…..ugh…
Damon storms to the back disgusted, but still holding the belt. Meanwhile, Yancy gets up and is miraculously okay. He goes to the locker room.
NN: Jeez. I thought that a new champion was supposed to be cheerful.
SS: You gotta feel for the guy though. He’s been through a lot. A little more training will get his ship uprighted.
Anyways, let’s get the Gemini champs crowned and move on.
Outloud: The next match will be for the SNGW Gemini Championships. Making their way to the ring…
â€Blue Collar Man†from Styx plays.
Taigeto and Wilmar……THE KINGS OF RETAIL!!
The KoR make their way to the ring straightening things as they go.
And their Opponents….
â€Sick Sick Sick†by Queens of the Stone Age plays.
Enfermo and Gran Amoeba….THE INFECTION CONNECTION!
The IC make their way to the ring. Before the match, The KoR offer some hand sanitizer to the IC which gets absorbed by Gran Amoeba.
Guillermo: READY…..FIGHT!!!
SNGW GEMINI TITLES MATCH:
INFECTION CONNECTION vs. THE KINGS OF RETAIL
- Spoiler: show
The KoR celebrate after the match. Meanwhile, Gran Amoeba is standing still until Enfermo knocks the sanitizer bottle out of him and he returns to normal.
Amoeba: Whoop whoopwhoop whoop…
Enfermo:(cough cough) It’s okay big guy, we might not have gold, but we do have (cough cough) heart…
The IC leave to the locker room. Meanwhile, The KoR make an announcement.
Taigeto: Good Evening, SUPER NOVA Fans. This match is now closed.
Wilmar: We would like to thank all of the lovely fans for the KoR’s current success.
Taigeto: Our wrestling hours tomorrow are from 8:00 am to 10:00 pm.
Wilmar: Thank you for shopping with the KoR and have a nice day.
The KoR leave the ring to the locker room.
NN: Why do I feel the need to shop now? And why did the IC say they have heart
SS: Not quite sure why you would want to shop, unless it’s for new slacks. As for the heart, that seems kind of weird considering they don’t have hearts. It’ll definitely be something to look at in the future.
Anyways, it is here everybody
IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!!
Outloud: Ladies, Gentleman, and other living organisms…..THIS is your MAIN EVENT!!!
This match will be for the SNGW Ragnarok Championship
Making his way to the ring first…
â€Wishmaster†by Nightwish plays.
THE DARK WIZARD…..TRIKAN!!
Trikan poofs into the ring.
Trikan: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It’s time for me to gain my prize. The opponent: Doesn’t matter the shape or size!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Outloud: Whatever.
His opponent…
â€Sanctus†by Mozart plays.
ZACARIAH ZEALOT!!!
Zealot quickly makes his way to the ring.
Trikan: Do you really think you have a chance of beating me!!?? Seriously?
Zealot: I don’t think I will beat you. I WILL BEAT YOU!!
Trikan: You’re gonna have to do something extraordinary to catch me off guard. You don’t stand a chance.
Zealot: You poor heathen. With my holy powers, everything I do is extraordinary!
Trikan: We’ll see.
Irving: That’s enough words. It’s time to wrestle. READY….FIGHT!!!
SNGW RAGNAROK TITLE MATCH:
ZACARIAH ZEALOT vs. TRIKAN
- Spoiler: show
As Zealot and Zarathustra celebrate, the body of Trikan starts to turn into smoke…
[b]Trikan: You may have won this battle, Zealot. But the war is far from over. You will rue the day you messed with the likes of the KNEEZARD! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
Trikan dissolves into a cloud of purple smoke. EM has also seemed to have dissolved into a cloud of black smoke as well. Zarathustra looks on with an intimidating look. Zealot holds him back with his arm.
Zealot: Not now, dear Zarathustra. Both of their times will come. With this belt though, SUPER NOVA will have a much brighter future than anticipated. With this newfound strength to combine with our faith. We will guard what is sacred. We will make wrongs into rights. We will lead the new era. The era of the Guardians of Divinity. The G. O. D.!!!
Zealot and Zarathustra raise their hands in victory as a shower of brightly colored confetti falls from the rafters. “Sanctus†begins to play.
SS: And there we have it, folks. Zealot is your new champ. I guess I should start going to church more often.[/I]
NN: We all should, but I am more concerned about a potential revenge plot from Trikan….
SS: True, but tonight is a celebration. It has been for these last 3 nights. Thanks to all the fans who tuned in to watch. Without you, there would be no dream for SUPER NOVA. Until next time, this is Steve Super…
NN: And I’m Nicky Nova…
SS: And we wish you all a good night. And remember….
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE. YOU’LL ALWAYS FIND HOPE WHEN YOU LOOK TO THE STARS!!!!
NN: DISNEY’T
SS: Shut up.
The scene fades to black.
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zduda97 wrote:Glad you liked it, Ath.![]()
Gotta couple house shows before the next PPV.
Ceese/Avalon vs. Athrin/Minerva for the main event at one of the shows.
Shud we do it?








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