El Increible Comentarista: Hmmm, I can just taste those tacos right now.
El Comentarista Enmascarado: I am surprised that he did not cheat.
El Increible Comentarista: Hey, being a Rudo is more than just cheating. It is a way of life.
El Comentarista Increible: Si claro, cheaters. Now let’s go back to the USA for another match.
Ron Glenn: Welcome back wrestling fans and we are ready for the next match in tonight’s Premiere. Let’s go down to the ring for the announcement.
Erik Andrews: Hey, you know what’s coming?
Ron Glenn: What?
Erik Andrews: The Dreamgirls division.
Ron Glenn: That’s right Erik. Fans, the Dreamgirls are SLAM Pro Wrestling’s women division. There are 10 athletes and they are all very talented.
Erik Andrews: They are hot.
Ron Glenn: Thanks for pointing that out. Let’s go to the ring before you get more descriptive.
Taylor Edwards: This match is scheduled for one fall and to a 30 minutes time limit. Introducing first, coming in through the West entrance and weighing in at 120 lbs: Kia Lee.
Ron Glenn: Kia Lee is half asian, but all talent. She is very skilled and will give anybody a run for their money.
Erik Andrews: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. But wait untill you see who her opponent is.
Taylor Edwards: And her opponent, making her way to the ring through the East entrance, weighing in at 125 lbs: Boss Butch.
Ron Glenn: Boss Butch is a powerful woman.
Erik Andrews: I’ll introduce her. She is the most beautiful creature on earth. She has the grace of a butterfly and the charm of a princess…
Ron Glenn: Are we talking about the same girl? Look at her. She looks like she could bench press a small car.
Erik Andrews: Shut up. Hey Boss…Boss…I love you.
Ron Glenn: Judging by her name, I don’t think she cares about any man loving her.
Erik Andrews: Boss, will you marry me?
Ron Glenn: Sit down Erik. What if she comes over here and punches you in the face? Hey, did you notice that Fabio is the referee for the Dreamgirls division? Let’s go to the ring.